Before I begin writing, I want to finally congratulate Jack on writing his first post on here since he became an author mid last month. He’s made up for it for making two short posts, no more than fifty or sixty words, tops :[

Anyway.

I want to say a little something about cliques. Kids under 17 years of age dominate this domain, and they are each a member of an extremely separated and sensitive group known as a “clique.” Said cliques each have their own name, ranging from preps, to dirties, to skaters, to nerds, to band geeks, so on and so forth. There are those other people who fail to acknowledge the fact that they are a member of at least one of these groups who go forth and attempt to create their own groups (i.e., “Awesome People” and “Teachers’ Pets”). These people end up going insane and spiraling down into the hell of dead cliques where there are many more stupid and rejected cliques.

There we go. I think you understand the basic meaning of a “clique” and how it works in today’s High Schools. On to the point of the message…

My point is – Why establish said “cliques”? I have no problem with a group of people getting together and congregating with people who have similar interests, but the last thing I’d want to see is for things to get competitive, or even vulgar or violent. Again, I’m fine with those who just want to hang out with people who like the same things they do, but the problem is, there’s those groups who think they’re just that more superior than the others because they act, dress, walk, or talk in the “best possible way; beyond compare.” These people are entitled to their own opinions, they can think they’re superior all they want, but is it necessarily true? No, not at all. But what really gets on my nerves is that these people talk down to “less-popular” cliques (AKA “Losers,” “Band Geeks,” etc.) and act like they own the place. That’s the straw that broke the camel’s back, right thar.

So let me know what you all think in the comments box be-low…

If you’re allergic to snow, please inform our staff and we’ll take care of the problem straightaway. *arms pistol*

Have fun, and enjoy the snowy effect.

Yes, I’m sure you’ve all seen the commercial about the funny blanket with sleeves. If you haven’t, please facepalm yourself and watch this video -

and this one…

Now. If you think that’s stupid, just wait until you read the rest of this post!

After watching the second video, did you notice this man?

He’s obviously freezing his ass off. Everyone around him is wearing “thick, luxurious fleece” while he’s bundled up in a nice, 10-layered winter coat he bought in Alaska. And damn, look at him! It’s *$@#ing September and he’s freezing his ass off! And is there any particular reason he’s old? Are old people just more prone to the cold than people with Snuggies are? Not only does the Snuggie keep you warm as hell in sub-zero temperatures, but it also prevents you from aging, as the people wearing Snuggies in the outdoor scene are under 40! “Thank GOD for the Snuggie, it helped me avoid my middle-age crisis!” Give this old man a Snuggie. He’ll be nice and toasty in that nippy mid-September air.

I personally love that people will throw a fit and get frustrated when they have to move their arms out of a blanket to reach for a phone or stroke their… pet. Hell, less than a century ago we had to MAIL shit everywhere! OH NO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! But seriously, I see no point in this revolutionary technology. Is it honestly so cold in your house that you can’t move your hands out of your blanket for five seconds (literally) to reach for a phone or a pet? Are we REALLY that lazy? Wow.

That’s insane.

If you’ve got anything to say about the Snuggie, or if you own one, please don’t hesitate to leave a comment on this post and tell us what you’ve got to say. Especially all you Snuggie owners out there. We’d love an opinion.

First of all, I want to talk about the current sate of the United States’ economy. Put in the words of a thirteen year old…

“lol wtf is an ekonomie”

And fourteen…

“IT SUX!!!!11″

Fifteen…

“I need money.”

Sixteen…

“Can’t make mah damn car payment! Stupid falling dollar.”

And seventeen…

“Oh, hell no.”

And finally – the gullible one:

“I’m going to invest in GOLD”

As you can see, the global economy only affects those of us under 16. From then on, it’s all downhill from there.

The falling dollar is affecting the big businesses as well! Profits are down 1.3 billion dollars for pornographic companies ;_;

Hey, but we’re all happy just so long as we get allowance from our parents. Or get paid for a job.

I think it’s about time we posted some shtuff. I’m REALLY REALLY lazy and don’t want to do an intro, so I’m just going to leave you with this message…

Get ready. You have been warned.