Snuggies

THE WORLD’S ONLY BLANKET WITH SLEEVES!

Yes, I’m sure you’ve all seen the commercial about the funny blanket with sleeves. If you haven’t, please facepalm yourself and watch this video -

and this one…

Now. If you think that’s stupid, just wait until you read the rest of this post!

After watching the second video, did you notice this man?

This man is cold. Give him a snuggy, it'll obviously keep him warmer than that dense winter coat.

He’s obviously freezing his ass off. Everyone around him is wearing “thick, luxurious fleece” while he’s bundled up in a nice, 10-layered winter coat he bought in Alaska. And damn, look at him! It’s *$@#ing September and he’s freezing his ass off! And is there any particular reason he’s old? Are old people just more prone to the cold than people with Snuggies are? Not only does the Snuggie keep you warm as hell in sub-zero temperatures, but it also prevents you from aging, as the people wearing Snuggies in the outdoor scene are under 40! “Thank GOD for the Snuggie, it helped me avoid my middle-age crisis!” Give this old man a Snuggie. He’ll be nice and toasty in that nippy mid-September air.

I personally love that people will throw a fit and get frustrated when they have to move their arms out of a blanket to reach for a phone or stroke their… pet. Hell, less than a century ago we had to MAIL shit everywhere! OH NO! THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END! But seriously, I see no point in this revolutionary technology. Is it honestly so cold in your house that you can’t move your hands out of your blanket for five seconds (literally) to reach for a phone or a pet? Are we REALLY that lazy? Wow.

That’s insane.

If you’ve got anything to say about the Snuggie, or if you own one, please don’t hesitate to leave a comment on this post and tell us what you’ve got to say. Especially all you Snuggie owners out there. We’d love an opinion.